I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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