Don't you send me to vm
one two three fourrrrnication!
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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