Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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