i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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