Ambien. No doubt about it.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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