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  • 37 31
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 29, 12 at 10:49pm

    You called it a veranda I think you'll be ok asshat.

  • 33 36
    Submitted by bee222 on Jan 29, 12 at 11:45pm

    Snooki?

  • 32 34
    Submitted by wagonwheel91 on Jan 29, 12 at 3:57pm

    Oh atlanta

  • 25 23
    Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Jan 30, 12 at 11:23am

    Cool story bro

  • 34 41
    Submitted by mthib on Jan 30, 12 at 2:42am

    I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink....and TEXTING you

  • 29 32
    Submitted by xandrasm on Jan 29, 12 at 11:39pm

    Do you also feel like you were fingered by Edward scissorhands and puked all over yourself?

  • 29 35
    Submitted by ck24 on Jan 29, 12 at 9:42pm

    pussy

  • 29 38
    Submitted by dallasdivr on Jan 29, 12 at 4:20pm

    I'm confused... Is OP a dude for pissing on the veranda, or a chick for crying on it?

    • 28 32
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 29, 12 at 9:27pm

      both he is sheman master of the pussyverse

    • 31 30
      Submitted by Problywasme on Jan 30, 12 at 10:32am

      Since they used the word "veranda" it has to be a woman...or a homo.

  • 27 42
    Submitted by gorillaman on Jan 31, 12 at 12:06am

    I read these lame ass texts just to see what funny shit nunubeest has for me today. If I could vote for president of TFLN it would be a close contest between nunubeest and porksword. Keep it classy!