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I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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