After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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