She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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