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  • 74 53
    Submitted by mthib on Nov 15, 11 at 1:12pm

    Those would no longer qualify as snow angels...

  • 75 60
    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Nov 15, 11 at 11:15am

    This is a good one, I'm using this, just changing it to her.

  • 80 71
    Submitted by nicbyron on Nov 16, 11 at 2:44am

    This sucks, why the hell is this on here

  • 67 66
    Submitted by grenadewizard on Nov 15, 11 at 7:02pm

    that's some deep shit right there

  • 64 62
    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 15, 11 at 4:57pm

    try shoveling elephant shit..that shits heavy

  • 61 59
    Submitted by untameableshrew on Nov 15, 11 at 11:19am

    Exactly.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by MadF00L on Nov 19, 11 at 1:38am

    I found the "I'd rather jerk off with a fist full of bumblebees than..." TFLN more evocative, but maybe it's my penis talking...

  • 56 53
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 15, 11 at 11:45pm

    Using this. He must be that nasty.

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Thor2DaCore on Nov 15, 11 at 10:53am

    That's rough.

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Emmylove0311 on Nov 16, 11 at 5:08am

    Wow totally awesome way to put it.

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Mercen on Nov 15, 11 at 12:55pm

    And until now my favorite to use was "I'd rather rip off my own junk and throw it in the nearest river than XXXX". Elephant-shit snow angel from now on.

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Jesusraptor on Nov 16, 11 at 6:53am

    Harsh

  • 59 67
    Submitted by porksword on Nov 16, 11 at 8:42am

    @snidely, read it my way, changes context.

  • 63 81
    Submitted by porksword on Nov 15, 11 at 7:54pm

    You spelled then wrong.

    • 58 70
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 16, 11 at 4:56am

      No, my dear porksword, the OP actually got this one right. But the extra period is disconcerting

  • 54 68
    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 15, 11 at 7:34pm

    That's a shitty thing to say.