FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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