hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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