If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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