Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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