I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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