so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Is Oprah even human
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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