Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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