THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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