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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:31pm

    anyone that calls it "dome" doesn't deserve it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:05pm

    Hey at least the man is getting head.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:05pm

    He said it FELT really good! Not that it looked or smelled great! Lol!!! I'm sure it did feel good because it was something warm all over his cock and balls! I get that and I'm a girl! If it had been warm chocolate syrup you wouldn't be so hard on him would you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:28pm

    It feels good because it means she choked on his big dick.

  • 92 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:50pm

    I don't think anyone has it called it "getting dome" since Ice-T in the early 90s...

  • 94 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:13pm

    9:03, no fetish is bad if both people are into it. He sounds surprised he liked it, though I'm sure she went home crying.

  • 90 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:03pm

    you should see a therapist about that strange fetish

  • 80 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:34pm

    i am so proud to share an area code with this man. jersey non-guidos ftw

  • 79 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:04am

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA... DICK THROWS UP ON WOMEN!

  • 72 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:22am

    That was a good soviet russian joke.

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:23am

    haha this reminds me of a couple weeks ago when i threw up on a guy i was blowing, i didnt want to freak him out so i didnt tell him but swallowed it instead and kept going. the funny part was right when i threw up he said, "damn that feels good."

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:35pm

    Now that's an awkward moment.

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:58am

    STFU 10:35 Why cant ya'll mother f*ckers have a little respect on here? How the hell does she sound like a prostitute? Just because your mother was one that doesnt mean every woman is. She's an at home mom!!! Thats just as much of a job as anything else.

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:56pm

    you obviously don't get it enough if you're calling it "dome"

  • 74 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:26am

    Nasty Porno stuff. You can have it.

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 6:04am

    Wow 6:01 thats so hott say girl whats your number.

  • 77 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:39pm

    That's so nasty I'd throw up right after if this happened to me

  • 78 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:18am

    Cause were the three best friends that anybody could have!

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:16am

    I like dome better then gettin your knob slobbed on. It could always be worse :-)

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:11pm

    9:40- what r u 12??? Do you not know that warm and wet are right up there with tight on the list of things that feel good on a man's cock! It's not like he planned for it to happen or would try for it again but can admit it FELT good! Of course it's not the ideal thing he would want on his dick but it was warm and wet so it FELT good! Really? You can't understand that?? How lame is your love life if you don't understand what makes a guy's dick ache with pleasure!

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 6:23am

    Imm so horny right now and in louisiana bitches 。

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:25pm

    Okay, so if puking in a woman's snatch is a New York Taco, is this a New Jersey Hot Dog?

  • 78 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:14pm

    9:05 - well no it wasn't "warm chocolate syrup", it was a woman's throw up. probably the last food she had eaten had been broken down and liquified and it was now on his dick.

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:41am

    Saying dome is like calling sex hanky panky.

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:37pm

    And I can make a guys dick ache with pleasure without vomit. K thanks

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:48am

    It's called a "knobber" lol dome is a little outdated... And wouldn't the stomach acid burn? I would assume so but whateves! Lol

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:41am

    I threw up on my exboyfriend when giving hi head and all I had that day wa blue powerade and it turned him on bc the color and wanted me to do it it's again hahah soo weird....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:36pm

    11:11 no I am not 12. I have a kid that is 13. Yes I know that warm and wet feels good to a man and just because he didn't mean for it to happen doesn't make vomit on a mans cock hot. That's just one of those things that is a mood killer. Half way digested food and stomach acid is still half way digested food and stomach acid.

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:39pm

    Hahaha, go tell her at ijustwanttotellyou.c0m. There are some posts there a lot like this lol.

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:21pm

    Yeah 9:14, she said IF it had been...figure it out.

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:53am

    been there!!! sad thing... we where so wasted I didnt notice so I made him keep going haha

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:10am

    Wow that's a really bad typo, how do you type dome instead of head that doesn't even make sense? Dumbass!

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:14am

    hey, you two with the kids, get a fucking hobby that involves playing with your children rather than discussing puke dick online.. get real!

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:28pm

    Dome? This kid went to Bergen catholic. No doubt

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:26am

    @ 3:05 it's dome you fucking sped

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:42am

    Once a girl shit on my dick, and that felt AMAZING -sleezy lee

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:02am

    9:04 reflux is an awful thing to deal with- I'm sorry to hear it. Good luck with both! Mine are 6 years and 19 months now. The oldest was allergic to cow milk but he grew out of it, as well. Have a good holiday!

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:06pm

    First FOUR sorry. Missed the "u"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:31am

    That's what everyone does. Throws up

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:52am

    609....BCZU!!! had this happen on my lunch break from work.....not a good feeling

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:51am

    Who's number is that from 11:33?

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:26pm

    fuck that, i'd puke on the back of her head and get in the shower to finish myself off with some soap or whatever cleansing product is readily available

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:59am

    oh and 10:35 go back a reread what she wrote!!! She says she DOESNT let daycare take care of her babies. she gets to do it herself.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:55am

    Lol. 8:49. That's disgusting. Omg.

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:13pm

    well at least he could still appreciate it!!

  • 69 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:02am

    9:04 reflux is an awful thing to deal with- I'm sorry to hear it. Good luck with both! Mine are 6 years and 19 months now. The oldest was allergic to cow milk but he grew out of it, as well. Have a good holiday!

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:05pm

    7:11 I did for the first for weeks but both babies were reflux babies and both were lactose intolerant. I wanted to but it didn't work out. I agree it is the very best choice though. Mine our six months and 21 months now. 21 month old grew out of his lactose intolerance and I'm hoping my youngest will do the same. The reflux has her on 2 different meds though.

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:20pm

    Dome(head)

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:19pm

    Dome huh? You sir, are a doucher

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:05pm

    Not even gunna lie. That's beyond gross you fucking freak

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 6:01am

    I just fingered myself and cam all over myself it was amazing... It's perfect at 5:02

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:39pm

    9:34 ...this is definitely something a guido would say

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:44am

    I cannot ejaculate while smelling spew.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:37am

    11:36- I didn't say it was hot!!! Lol! All I'm saying is I understand why the warm and wet feeling would feel good! Can you really not get that????? How is the age of your child of any help in this conversation???? What does that have to do with it?? I have 2 children! Does that help you out any?LMFAO!

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:58pm

    Bahahah that's not fucked up at all... But I'm sure he just said that to be funny to his friend. Noone who is normal enough to get a blowjob has to be somewhat decent...

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:59am

    8:07 I guess they do but if you are talking about you have it wrong. My Hubby makes 6 digits a year so I don't have to work and let daycare raise my babies. I get to do it myself. I realize not everyone can do that and this is on no way a jab at them. I'm just one of the lucky ones! :-) I have never been on welfare other than when I was very young and my single mother who worked still needed some help making ends meet.

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:14am

    Technically 2:03 its called getting ur penis sucked on in order to get a very pleasurable fealing lmfao

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:32am

    Hey 1:23 id like it if u gave me head haha

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:47pm

    Sounds like sum1 I kno .

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:03am

    "Giving me dome"?? Really? Quit making up new stupid shit,folks,and call it what it really is... Getting your cock sucked!!! Sheesh,grow up!!!

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:59am

    1:37 you said "what are you 12" no I am not 12. Yes warm and wet is hot but vomit is vomit

  • 62 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:52am

    11:11 knows their shit, make a wish!

  • 62 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:32am

    A lot of people still call it dome. Just maybe not where you are from. Lay off

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:12pm

    Aww, fucking gross!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:19am

    who is to say who deserves head if its called dome head love me long time or "BECKY"!

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:37am

    9:21 thats so NASTY and DIRTY!!!!

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:28pm

    whoever said this was fake it isnt this actully happend to a kid in my school... and i happen to live in the 609 area but i think someone put this up as a prank to make fun of him

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:07am

    @6:54 -- welfare moms do have a lot of time on their hands, don't they?

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:12am

    Your defending people on tfln? " stfu she can do whatever she wants" tough guy. Remind me not to cross you you big stud.

  • 64 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:36am

    12:18, I think my wolf pack just grew by one.

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:53pm

    Wow you must feel so manly guido, I had a girl do this once but she had a bad gag reflex, it in no way ha to do with my size, I have a small penis like Howard Stern...bababooey to you all.

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:05am

    You sure he didn't mean to say "some" but made a typo?

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:27pm

    New jersey coney dog

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:17am

    lol 11:04. It normally like that all over the world certain people just have their wierd fetishes...

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:59am

    Ugh I've thrown up and swallowed it back while giving head so many times...it's embarrassing! Now that I know it feels good... Hmmm...

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:37am

    1:23. let this be a lesson to everyone. guys like it reallly wet. really. btw dome is the best word for it. get dome all day

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 7:30am

    Hmmm did u lick it up after? Barf is delicious. Almost as tasty as poop.

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:01pm

    that happend to me once pretty sweet!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:49am

    I cant decide if I like getting puked on when I am "getting dome" better than when my GF has diarrhea when we are doing anal. Wet and warm, wet and warm wet and warm. C'mon!

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:40pm

    That's just gross and yeah to the chick that said she gets it... Just yuck

  • 61 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:02pm

    what is wrong with you...

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:28pm

    I'm a lonely guy ask me for my number

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:19pm

    Okay apparently the OP never actually experienced this because that is not what its like, it stings because when u barf you barf a little stomach acid which is why your throat stings and when its on ur dick... It hurts. Not a good experience

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 7:59pm

    happened to me as well..

  • 56 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:03pm

    9:39 (3): oh, absolutely. i say non-guidos because the (609) area code is a different, mostly guido-free region of new jersey. think princeton. :)

  • 59 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:37am

    Dome is a slang word meaning some ones head back in like 95 it was cool to say. Like have you ever heard some one say I'm goin take these Oxys right to the dome.

  • 60 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:33pm

    probably felt good because she choked and her throat contracted, but id think it would hurt with all her stomach acid on his dick =/

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:12am

    This text fails so bad, I laughed... Does that make me a bad person? ~if yes fuck you. ~if no, I love you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:04pm

    Been there. Loved it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:05am

    It did happen to someone in609 area lol i know who it is

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:49am

    STFU 4:14. she can do whatever the fuck she wants.

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:02am

    Who doesn't call it dome you fucking pussys

  • 55 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 6:54am

    4:14 AM I spend lots of time with my babies seeing as how I am a stay at home mother and it takes like 2 minutes to read the new post and respond now and then between bottles and diaper changes! Lol! It's what we call multitasking! Ever heard of it or is that to hard for you to understand. What are U doing up at 4 am reading TFLN anyway? I have a bottle to feed right now. I guess your life is just that lame huh?

  • 56 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:00pm

    mayne if you put yo shit in a bitches ass u gotta atleast strap up. u cant have russle the muscle covered in shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:41pm

    Sometimes I make my girl do that just because it feels good. You just shove her head down real hard. And it hits the gag reflex

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:19am

    who doesn't call it dome? a guy called it dome when I was giving him "dome"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:41pm

    What the fuck is wrong with sayin "dome"

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:21pm

    Hahaha that shit is epic!

  • 52 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:40pm

    who the hell calls it dome?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:45pm

    Yea it's kinda like when you're fucking a chick in her ass and you pull out and she shits on your dick, it feels so good.

  • 49 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:54pm

    I can't imagine the type of girls you guys are fucking that shit on you after taking it in the ass. I have never never had that happen to me after anal. And I have gagged a time or two but I never puke gross

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:05am

    I know quite of few people that still call a blowjob, 'dome.' But then again, I'm from Jersey as well. (Northern though) but yeah, it could be worse, like 'blowie.' Now I personally can't take that as seriously!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:36pm

    first off "dome" is universal heard it in europe and it damn sure is a big term here in the south. secondly OP i feel your burden, but I hope you atleast got to bust a nut.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:40pm

    And thank you 10:58. I guess not everyone had a good upbringing and know nothing about the importance of raising your child. They don't raise themselves or teach themselves morals as the one post towards me clearly shows how much they lacked a good mother role!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:34pm

    10:35 you lack a fucking brain! I love my "job" of being a full time mother and if you think it's not work and I do nothing all day then I pray you do nit have children! Being a full time mother is the hardest job but just ad rewarding and amazing! I am not ashamed that this is my life! My husband provides for us. He is a pharmacist at a hospital so there isn't a need for me to leave our babies with someone else! That's an amazing thing. Most mothers would love to be in my shoes and I know I'm blessed!

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      Submitted by ninjatai on Dec 16, 10 at 10:09pm

      ... except you have time to sit on tfln all day.

  • 46 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:29pm

    Thats called a William Shatner my man. There's a pause and you think she's done...but she's not. :D

  • 47 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:23am

    Camden fuck that up my drunk self

  • 45 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:20pm

    You guys are fuckin gross

  • 47 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:27pm

    Agreed. The shit on your dick after analogy is good. This is nasty! And dome? Seriously? That reminds me of a Cam'Ron song...LMAO!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:28pm

    Haha dick throws up on women. Haha dome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:56pm

    Fake. No one fuckin says dome anymore. Especially refering to a blow job.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:35am

    Hey 9:59 sounds like you are a high class prostitute! Sit around and do nothing and just make babies when called upon....you are a waste of life....kill yourself....."let daycare raise my babies" you sorry sack of sh*t...hope they grow up and make your life a living hell