you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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