i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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