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  • Submitted by ardvarkofdoom on Nov 14, 10 at 4:39pm

    Because women are drawn to assholes.

  • Submitted by said8ED on Nov 14, 10 at 4:56pm

    How do they KEEP them long enough to cheat on them? That's the real question.

  • Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Nov 14, 10 at 9:28pm

    my dick is 5 inches. i dont cheat on my girlfriend.

  • Submitted by wolfshades on Nov 14, 10 at 5:41pm

    It has nothing to do with their dicks. it has everything to do with the reason God gave us all tongues.

  • Submitted by Cthulhu on Nov 14, 10 at 6:06pm

    Lol Smartastic. Most women feel only pain, or uncomfortable after 6 inches of penetration. Though I'm sure your 8'er is perfect for your fathers prostate.

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      Submitted by colabea on Nov 14, 10 at 11:07pm

      I dunno, I think 7 inches is perfectly nice. more than that, maybe not, but let's not be hasty.

  • Submitted by MoonStar31 on Nov 15, 10 at 2:13am

    I totally disagree. Bigger is NOT better. My first was 8" and I never got off in 2 years. I thought it was me. My boyfriend now is 6" an I get off every time. Size really has nothing to do with it. Woman that think it does need to stop being selfish whores and appreciate a man for WHO HE IS and not the size of his dick. Size doesn't matter. Your compatibility and emotional connection to the man is what matters.

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      Submitted by colabea on Nov 15, 10 at 5:33pm

      I don't disagree with what you're saying, but I can't help but think you're a man pretending. something about that angry tone

  • Submitted by creepmaster90 on Nov 14, 10 at 5:31pm

    by having lots and lots of money

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 14, 10 at 5:57pm

    Lots of girls have small appetites.

  • Submitted by Qrayze on Nov 15, 10 at 7:40pm

    I almost feel bad for the girl who stole my husband from me...she's getting a four-incher, lol. I didn't know what real sex was until after he left; I should send her a "Thank You" card.

  • Submitted by TheWelcomeRain on Nov 14, 10 at 6:53pm

    I'm not sure how to answer the question, but from its tone I infer that the querent can find out by looking in the mirror.

  • Submitted by missmissie on Nov 15, 10 at 6:32am

    Because "certain" girls just love cock an don't care how big it isnt

  • Submitted by thelittleloli on Nov 15, 10 at 5:50am

    It's not the size. Its how they use it.

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    Submitted by 2369 on Nov 14, 10 at 8:04pm

    Well put "TheWelcomeRain". Very articulate. If you were a woman, I'd fuck you in a heartbeat.

  • Submitted by chevygirl0712 on Nov 16, 10 at 2:37am

    for those of you that say "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean"...\n\nI'd like to see you try to get across the atlantic in a paddleboat ;)

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    Submitted by 721 on Nov 14, 10 at 11:16pm

    Because we don't know they have small dicks till were already in the mood

  • Submitted by sloweg on Nov 14, 10 at 10:39pm

    Girls are insecure and their boyfriends small dicks make them feel better

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    Submitted by flowerdoctor on Nov 14, 10 at 10:08pm

    Big tongues

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    Submitted by pringlepwner on Nov 14, 10 at 10:03pm

    Big wallets. Big wallets, padwan.

  • Submitted by wheredidgrungego on Nov 14, 10 at 4:31pm

    Omg it's so true though.

  • Submitted by dawgs on Nov 15, 10 at 7:31am

    Haha gotta love all the perple saying "it's not the size, it's how you use it" No need to say it, we all know you have a small penis.

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    Submitted by Mercen on Nov 14, 10 at 6:23pm

    Wondering what you're doing wrong?

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    Submitted by vermonter on Nov 15, 10 at 3:22am

    Well i fell for my man before i ever had sex with him. A nice big dick was jut a plus at that point. Im not denying smaller guus can do the trick just speaking on a personal note.

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    Submitted by CPangman on Nov 18, 10 at 6:35pm

    That's what happened to me and i have no fucking clue!

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    Submitted by LynnZee on Nov 15, 10 at 1:11pm

    Because they do a good job pretending to be a nice guy.

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    Submitted by e21operator on Nov 15, 10 at 6:16am

    Personality

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    Submitted by step11 on Nov 14, 10 at 6:11pm

    That is a riddle that may never be solved!

  • Submitted by vermonter on Nov 15, 10 at 1:58am

    That being said this post is unfortunate. Same question can be asked Of intolerable Women... The vagina is stretchable internally. Thing birthing... Pushing a nice big dick around might hurt at first but its a little good pain that goes a long good way really quickly. If u havent gone big... U should. Bigger is better esp when he knows how to use it. Sad truth

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    Submitted by vermonter on Nov 15, 10 at 1:31am

    Im short. And tiny in every aspect. I know plenty of girls and guys fitting this description... Maybe youre facts are from effing china? Or really sheltered pansy women.

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    Submitted by fadedsecrecy on Nov 15, 10 at 5:21am

    It's not size. It's how you use what you've got lol

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    Submitted by tedbob on Nov 15, 10 at 7:38am

    I looked in the good book. It said by daily GTL. Thanks again bible. You've got all the answers

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    Submitted by ohmygig on Nov 19, 10 at 9:59am

    Becoz e girls pity them.

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    Submitted by fl_nobody on Nov 15, 10 at 7:52am

    I really want to meet said8ED. In a good way, he's funny.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 15, 10 at 12:00pm

      I guess I owe you a beer for that one.

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    Submitted by Vetzal on Nov 19, 10 at 2:07pm

    there was actual. luke a scientific research team that found out why girls like deuchebags, cant remember what is was though...think it was hormonal

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    Submitted by xnewxfacex on Nov 15, 10 at 12:36am

    Lol because nice girls settle for guys with tiny dicks. Ladies, next time ask to see the goods up front!

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    Submitted by LLCoolJT on Nov 15, 10 at 6:04am

    small vaginas, perhaps?

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    Submitted by EJS4 on Nov 15, 10 at 2:19am

    SPQR and sloweg said it true!!

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    Submitted by gypsyjinx on Nov 15, 10 at 3:58pm

    insecure girlfriends. we accept the love we think we deserve.

  • Submitted by vermonter on Nov 14, 10 at 10:25pm

    6"... Sorry for you... Ive got a 7foot tall husb and hes def proportionate an i feel nothing but pleasure with his more than 6"...

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      Submitted by Cthulhu on Nov 14, 10 at 11:10pm

      Hence "Most women". Maybe you're unnaturally tall, or very fat. Maybe your vagina is slightly different to that of "most women", perhaps? Odd concept, i know. (/end Sarcasm.)

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      Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Nov 15, 10 at 1:54am

      if your husband is 7 ft tall with a dick a little over 6"\n\nim 5'8 with a 5" .. so i think im in proportion not your husband lolz

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    Submitted by volleyball757 on Nov 15, 10 at 11:02pm

    It's not the size of the ship that matterz, it's the motion in the ocean

  • Submitted by MissGi on Nov 14, 10 at 9:57pm

    Huh. Really ?! Anything after 6" ?! Wondering where you are getting your information from

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      Submitted by archery126 on Nov 14, 10 at 10:17pm

      http://tinyurl.com/3w69e\n\nWidth>Length

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    Submitted by DrunkenDriver on Nov 15, 10 at 6:29am

    very carefully 0.o

  • Submitted by H8torade on Nov 14, 10 at 7:21pm

    Not possible

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    Submitted by fl_nobody on Nov 15, 10 at 3:17pm

    @said8Ed, you're on!

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    Submitted by vermonter on Nov 18, 10 at 5:05pm

    Id rather be cock slammed then licked... Dicks matter.

  • Submitted by S_P_Q_R on Nov 14, 10 at 8:52pm

    Chics will do anyone, large, small... As long as you're a dick. They're hounds

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    Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on Jan 6, 14 at 7:47pm

    nick tamburello

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 10 at 8:42pm

    Beed

  • Submitted by OOimblackOO on Nov 15, 10 at 1:14am

    Obviously they're not black

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    Submitted by caligo on Nov 21, 10 at 8:38am

    exactly how many times has this happen to you or ur friends?

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    Submitted by Naysayer123 on Jan 9, 13 at 8:03am

    You know, in ancient Greece, a large penis was considered a deformity? The average penis size is five to six inches, the ladies need to get over themselves, not everyone will have a ten incher. You are just insatiable size queens. O personally do not like dicks over eight inches.

  • Submitted by Smartastic on Nov 14, 10 at 5:30pm

    I feel bad for guys with dicks under 8 inches, they can never be the best fuck a girl will have unless they trick the girl into never fucking another guy.

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      Submitted by SgtAwesome on Nov 14, 10 at 11:59pm

      Not true. The best fuck I ever had was only 7 inches... Only guy who could ever get me to cum.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 13, 12 at 10:57pm

      What about dildos, strap-ons, and fisting?