if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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