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  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:31am

    IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:16am

    Look ladies let's be honest. A big Vanie dick is just sickk. What we really want cumming inside us is a small penis... And money

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:39pm

    inc 1000 replies arguing about how good\bad paranormal activity was

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:05am

    well said 11:55. they probably thought the new transformers was good too

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:25am

    All that matters is if u know how to work it. Pinky sized dick is not an option!!!

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:50am

    I would love some sausage. It goes great with pretzels.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:12am

    I like a small dick, sometimes they so tricks a bid dick can't

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:58pm

    DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGES?

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:59am

    Who mentioned tom green ??

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:50am

    Lol having a big penis rocks idk WTF u guys r thinking.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:01am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:55am

    How about this? Paranormal Activity and the Saw series are both absolute shit.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:22pm

    Second Holy shit that's hilarious! -BTK

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:01pm

    Lmao this text paints a very good picture.. *shudder*

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:17am

    Small penis ftw Small penis ftw Small penis ftw

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:11am

    This is absolutely fantastic!

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:55pm

    people who didnt like paranormal activity are the ones who cant wait for the next saw movie to co me out

    • 46 52
      Submitted by cb43569 on Apr 28, 10 at 2:33pm

      Uh, no they aren't. I didn't like Paranormal Activity, it was lame. Not terrifying, just a lot of build-up to a massive anticlimax and one of the lousiest endings I've seen in a long time (both the theatrical and alternate endings). I'd rank that ending up with Knowing, even. Horror films I do like: original Nightmare on Elm Street, 28 Days/Weeks Later, Signs, Jennifer's Body, original Friday the 13th, remake of Last House on the Left.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:06am

    If you didn't think paranormal activitiy was scary I would like to hear your "scary" movies probably the saw series and all those pop ups right lol

    • 29 57
      Submitted by cb43569 on Apr 28, 10 at 2:34pm

      No, actually. I like REAL horror films. The original NotS and Friday the 13th, as well as Danny Boyle's 28 Days Later (although 28 Weeks Later was also phenomenal).

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:58pm

    Didn't like the movie because nothing happened. And it was fake which was a lame excuse for bad graphics,

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:30am

    you're a phony! hey everyone, this guys a big fat phony!

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:20am

    These pretzels are making me thirsty - crispy

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:26pm

    If you went to Paranormal Activity, you deserve the disappointment you got.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:06am

    Daddy does not want any sausages. You can stop asking now.

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:00am

    12:55 agreed, saw sucks shit

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:41pm

    pairuhnormal activety suked yur grandmas ballsd ya titts fuckerrrr.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:48pm

    Lol that's hilarious!!! So true too!

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:57pm

    paranormal activity was stupid.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:40pm

    The girl in Paranormal Activity had disgusting arms. That was the only part that scared me.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:33am

    11:54 Hahahahaha Tom Green?

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:45am

    4:30, family guy ftw.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:16am

    if anyone in here is a real horror movie fan (im not talking about the ring, the grudge, saw etc etc) rent (or buy) funny games..true horror, its my favorite

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:04am

    1:11 did a literal lol when i read that. Thank you.

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:52pm

    hahahahaha fantastic! we've all been there sister

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:20pm

    Paranormal Activity was wicked good. Everyone who is dissing it was probably to much a fucking pussy to go see it.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:11am

    My dick is small so I please my wife with my fist

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:31am

    or else ot gets the hose again

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:13am

    If I had a dime for every small dick I sucked I'd ve a millionare... Now I just have face herpes

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:40pm

    Lolololol this Is fucking hilarious !!!

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:23am

    2:50 we're thinking our vag isn't loose, thank you verrrrry much

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:51am

    Christene best (halloween) movie ever...

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:56am

    I NEED YOU CLOTHES, BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE.

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:14am

    Small dicks rock. Anyone who says else wise is a lier

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:16pm

    I hate those let downs, we shud start checking em at the door

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:05am

    Elliot.....Elliot....

  • 29 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:13pm

    PARANORMAL ACTIVITY gave me such a hard on. then i blew a gigantic load into my bellybutton at the end and made the employees clean me up.

  • 33 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:27pm

    I thought this movie was great!!! It reminded me of TheBlairWitchProject. It's a must see!

  • 33 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:57am

    These sausages are making me thirsty

  • 30 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:15am

    If I had to choose I'd rather have a small dick because my pussy hole is so tight anything else rips me like a baby and I bleed for hours

  • 33 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:54pm

    DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?

  • 33 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:32pm

    Paranormal Activity also reminded me of the Blair Witch Project and both of those movies sucked...

  • 31 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:32pm

    lulz. New Hampshire. Although I'm thinking college student transplanted in Boston. Also, why would you be scared of a penis?