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  • 54 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:51pm

    MY PENIS IS INFECTED

  • 46 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:24pm

    First time at a hibachi restaraunt I see

  • 48 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:45pm

    and were the three best friends that anyone can have!

  • 46 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:20pm

    What the hell is sake?

  • 44 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:02am

    @ OP: That's what she said.

  • 43 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:47am

    Once, I heard about this guy, Buddy. He seems like a major douchebag :)

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:19pm

    7:16 you're soooo cool.....

  • 40 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:39am

    My penis is actually fairly small. My man-slave, Tony The Tiger, says he's seen many a dick and they're all quite large and mine has been the smallest. He depressed me. - Buddy

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:15pm

    it's not a mixed drink 8:50 you fucking dumbass. It's rice wine

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:28pm

    The world needs ditch diggers - step up to the plate, your not over qualified!

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:19am

    12:16 go to hell and for all u sickos out there who laughed at it... Wat kinda messed up person laughs at a guy who is describing child molestation u people are disgusting

  • 44 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:33pm

    cause were the three best friends that anyone can have!

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:09pm

    wow. you can crush someone in a game/ what a hero. what a grown up what a douche. you stupid little 14 year old twerp im sure your ready for special ops now!!

  • 41 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:23pm

    719 I bet u buy cheat codes for w.o.w....

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:47pm

    Sake is a Japanese alcoholic beverage, 2:20.

  • 38 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:56am

    Once I had to sex a girl. It was gross to me. My penis said "eww I don't like that" to me afterwards and I apologized and bought him dinner - Buddy

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:43pm

    I bet that's the first time this has ever happened... Anywhere.

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:50pm

    716 its call of duty not call to duty.. if ur gonna impersonate a teen do it right man

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:15pm

    You are a LIAR. Stop posting fake shit asshole.

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:04am

    Once I was arrested on purpose squarely on the fact that I wanted to toss a guys salad....it was a mistake though - Buddy

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:25pm

    in Soviet Russia, your mouth squirts sake.

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:29pm

    7:20-- I bet you sent this in. No one said it was a chick asshole.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:43pm

    I would have to agree

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:35pm

    hmmm, i know a couple of people this could bee. :) i <3 215

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:27pm

    It's funny how "first" can be synonymous with "first post" and "first to be down ranked"

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:06am

    That's what she said

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:40am

    Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you people? 12:16 is disgusting.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:46pm

    I remember my first saki

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:21pm

    The chef is squirting what in ur mouth?

  • 32 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:28am

    That's pretty standard you D bag

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:24pm

    Can I fuck you in the asshole until your anal juices saturate my scrotum?

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:31pm

    I had one keep refilling my sake glass, but I found out after I was shithammered that he was rotating between sake and vodka, fun night.

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:00am

    My favorite song is "Touch My Body" by Mariah Carey. Each time I ejaculate I imagine Mariah Carey is there...to make me a sandwich after I fucked some dude - Buddy

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:14am

    Sorry Buddy, I promise I got you next time!

  • 33 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:07am

    If they don't put up a new tfln night soon, Ima shit on 12:16s son too

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:29pm

    sake is spelled sake.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:59pm

    They usually squirt cum into your mouth, cause youre used to it. Usually the cook jizzes in the other's asshole, then he takes a laxative and shits it into the sake bottle. Then idiots like you and your mom eat his shit and take it up your rectum and asshole.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:23pm

    Me and my frat bros fuck like rabbits together. It's funny because it pisses off our girlfriends so much

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:22pm

    Anyone who likes 12:16 or thinks that is funny - go kill yourself too!

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:25pm

    Got news for you, that wasn't Sake!

  • 31 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:28am

    Thank you 1:19 for standing up and saying something. 772.

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:56pm

    Blah blah blah.... You suck shit eater

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:16pm

    Dude- I'm 14 so shut yer hole or I'll crush u like in in call to duty

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:20pm

    he'll be squrting some cum in there after dinner, you whore.

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:50pm

    Sake it to me. (Which in case you wondered is a disgusting mixed drink with a funny name)

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:09pm

    I personaly find this post to be quite hillarious. In fact, one may even say it has causes me to be quite... Jocular.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:34am

    If they are using ketchup bottles your at gheto a$$ed hibachi house!

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:47pm

    Blah blah blah not funny blah blah same old shit blah blah who fucking cares about people taking shots any more blah blah

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:13pm

    haha i went to a hibachi restaurant for the first time the other day, and i saw the chef doing that to some people on the hibachi side and i was like wtf. haha im glad i know what they were doing now

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:36pm

    716 I think the little kid pwned u- anyone disagree?

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:56am

    No, 12:16 is just a sick bastard who gets off to little kids and fucks sheep... Even the lot on this site must have morals? No? 772.

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:53pm

    716 I would own your ass in call of duty but I would much rather crush your face in real life so stfu

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:52pm

    Every hibatchi restaurant does that you dumb ****

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:32am

    They do this at every hibachi. Cool post.

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:22am

    12:16 - go kill yourself!

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:20pm

    Your at mount Fuji they do that all the time

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:18pm

    This what Hibachi *is* - what is so magical about the experience? Thats part of Hibachi! It'd be like saying "went to a football game the teams are playing!!" Did you expect something different? That said - hope you got blitzed.

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:40am

    this post isnt good enough to be at the top for this long...

  • 28 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:09pm

    Actually they squirt vodka in your mouth. But way to not know shit...

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:15pm

    banzai does that too- they use the sake for cooking...

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:11pm

    5:01 I wish you little kids would get off this site

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:04pm

    Yes you can fuck my a-hole

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:44pm

    Or sucked shit from a straw in your boyfriends hairy ass. Delish!!

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:24pm

    I once got sake in the eye at a hibachi restataunt. The chef had awesome aim. Ouch

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:46pm

    10 15, the poster doesnt know what sake is because hes about 13.

  • 30 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:49pm

    yeooo hibachi penn's landing? that place is the shit.

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:05am

    Buddy: get a life, honestly.

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:03pm

    10:15, 8:50 was referring to a mixed drink called 'sake it to me'. You fucking dumbass.

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:30am

    Once a guy yelled "go suck a dick, fág" it's all right though. I didn't give him head that night - Buddy

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:19pm

    I know that place on Easton road

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:48am

    Yes, please 12:16, do humanity a favor, throw yourself off the nearest bridge/tall building/cliff. 12:22 is mean because they care. 772.

  • 27 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:30pm

    I will squirt something else in your mouth

  • 34 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:37pm

    You haven't really lived until you've sucked your own cock and shot semen all over your face. :)

  • 22 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:08am

    ...didn't meant to say night twice

  • 26 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:55pm

    Wouldn't it be cool if they squirted beer or something u could get drunk off???? That would be radical!!! Hang 10 dudes