i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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