actually, I'm a sock model
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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