I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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