I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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