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  • 71 65
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 19, 12 at 5:43pm

    That's because he thinks you're the dog's bollocks.

  • 77 87
    Submitted by hogfish on Aug 19, 12 at 9:05am

    Actually, they were his balls.

  • 67 97
    Submitted by SoRandom on Aug 21, 12 at 1:54am

    I'm in college. I cannot afford condoms. I'm too poor/irresponsible to raise a kid. I'm too drunk/lazy to pull out. Take care of me. After all, I'm your future.

  • Submitted by SoRandom on Aug 21, 12 at 1:55am

    Im also too drunk to respond to the right post. :)