Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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