all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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