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  • 73 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:25pm

    Had to be from Jersey.

  • 64 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:58pm

    no one cares what you "<3" 10:43

  • 61 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:35pm

    That is the best!! I think I know that person!!!

  • 66 44
    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 26, 10 at 11:29pm

    Burn! I guess I would be sweetlittleseventeenyearoldvirgin. But maybe that says too much.

  • 73 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:08pm

    reppin' the 732! Jersey's the shit.

  • 64 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:40pm

    all of you fuck up, central jersey is the shit.

  • 59 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:25pm

    6:36 what an outlandish claim to make that most people who wreck on Jersey have never been there. New Jersey is a worthless state that smells bad North, Central and South Jersey.

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:31pm

    aaaaaaaaaahhhh jersey. 732 = win. (:

  • 58 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:45pm

    fucking gold. take it to the bank.

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:37pm

    I've been to Jersey. It's a worthless shithole. Along with every other state between NY and IL.

  • 60 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:52pm

    anyone whos lived in jersey and claims its a shithole is obviously from north & central jersey.

  • 65 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:58pm

    6:36 it's 6:25. I am from Jersey and I'll rip on my state as much as I damn well please.

  • 63 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:59am

    ive been to most of the states in america and ive got to say, jersey definitely is in the top 5 worst states to be in

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:00pm

    where do you go to get your username? idk where to go :/

  • 53 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:29am

    6:36 we dont need to step foot in it the smell carries far enough already

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:26am

    Uh oh, there's a hurricane headed for 6:17. Just a heads up: if you're going to make fun of someone's intelligence, make sure you can spell "sentence".

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:51pm

    there are good friends and then there are better friends!!!! yippee!!

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:36pm

    Most people who rip on New Jersey have never even set foot in the state. (and no, I am not from there)

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:42pm

    WOW this post wasn't even about Jersey. Go yell at each other on the earlier post that IS about Jersey... the one about the guy who sets the mood with Lady GaGa. That's what I'm doing ;)

  • 49 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:45pm

    haha i think the bitch that slept with my husband took it . or hers should be uglymuthafukinbitchfatasswhoreslut

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:46am

    its rly funny that i actually KNOW the person that posted this txt..

  • 49 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:58pm

    if you wanna have real fun set your user name to an uptight friend's name before they can

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:52pm

    i've lived in jersey my whole life. dont hate on us just cause we're hot enough to steal your significant others.

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:03pm

    The C-bomb was disgusting

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:48am

    omg stop talking about new jersey, this shit is funny and you guys are ruining it with your crazy jersey guido talk

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:26am

    How about trying to hold your mayyyyunnnn responsible for not keeping his dick in his pants? I mean, he's the one who took the vow, right? What a concept!

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:23pm

    turns out homewreckingwhore is already taken...

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:43pm

    Jersey is amazing. You just have to stay out of the parts with poor people and the ghettos. That's what I do and I <3 it.

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:49pm

    HAHAHAAA you must be a fucking genius.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:17am

    i also know the person that posted that text and she ISN"T from Jersey. Illinois guys, sorry u all live in a shit hole..

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:16pm

    that's funny! i mean that's fucking funny...i added the fucking so ppl from jersey would understand

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:39pm

    I have lived in 5 states and jersey keeps it crunk. So keep sippin your haterade.

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:01pm

    I've spent my whole life is jersey, and believe me, it's as bad as they say.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:37pm

    that's fucking funny.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:04am

    I so want to send this text to that homewreckingwhorecuntslut who wrecked my home.. -- and we're in phoenix. I guess they inhabit the entire country.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:31am

    more of a douche bag place? jersey, long island or staten island?

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:07pm

    You know the difference between trash and Jersey girls? That trash actually gets picked up...

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:42am

    So far the best defense of Jersey was the statement that it "keeps it crunk." Says something.

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:02am

    HEY! I'm homewreakingcuntface!

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:13pm

    im from new zealand WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:26pm

    (attempting to talk like a jersey resident) "ayo son dun b haten on mah state thiz shit is poppin" FAIL. jersey=epic fail

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:45am

    clearly you're all haters becaue your state isn't recognized for it's stench.... but great text btw

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:49am

    i seriously died when i read this. funnny as hell

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:30pm

    this definitely came from manalapan, i know because i live there and see the trash that does as well

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:41pm

    homewreakingcuntface is still available

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:36pm

    pshh i took it first

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:12am

    i want to go to jersey, but everyone has a cute accent!

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:34pm

    from 901 - I love this!

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:04pm

    just let me say south jersey is literally a whole different place from the rest of the state. take it from someone who had to live here their whole life! it's really not that bad. idk bout the rest though, but i would hate living in any other part of the state!

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:24am

    6:17. that was unnecessary.

  • 57 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:20am

    central jersey has all the good stores and tons of hot girls. belmar , brick,ocean, pt pleasant and seaside heights. hottest girls ever no doubt. Oh and by the way new jersey has some of the cleanest air in the world. New york is the state that smells bad. the only thing that sucks is the condition of the roads and apartment prices.

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:10pm

    732 - where are you from?

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:00pm

    agreed with 7:52. south jersey is a whole different (much better) world.

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:42pm

    i've never been, but if it's filled with jagerbomb and heineken drinking losers, that all have the same hair cut, then I consider myself a lucky guy. but hilarious text!

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:51pm

    i shall call you jesus.