I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
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just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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