Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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