They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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