Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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