no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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I think a kid would responsible me up
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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