I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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