seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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