She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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