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  • 48 41
    Submitted by kyoat on Jul 1, 10 at 4:46pm

    Damn white people and their cheese talk!

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:59pm

    He wants to make sure she can handle the cheese under his foreskin

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:06pm

    This is funny. Brie is tasty too.

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:22pm

    I don't like soft cheeses. only hard ones. why is that a reason to not date me?

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:37pm

    Blue cheese is horrid. Brie is pretty good, though...as long as you only eat the inside.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:50pm

    Who gives a shit you homo

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:01am

    This one made me laugh for some reason. And Brie is yummy!!!

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:13pm

    Mmmmm my fav of all the cheeses!

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:37pm

    1. 1:59 learn how to spell salami... 2. judging girls by cheese is gross, it just is. 3. this would be an 847 text

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:59pm

    french bread + brie + salomi. mmm

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:35pm

    Ha I love this. Baked brie w/ apple slices!! Win.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:45pm

    I think I may need to meet you. I have the same thoughts about men.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:51pm

    I'd say most people in this country haven't eaten brie, you smug fuck.

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:39pm

    WHERE ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU NOT MY HUSBAND!

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:45pm

    Dear author of this text, I am madly in love with you. Sincerely, Me

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Chalmers15 on Mar 31, 10 at 10:02am

    TFLN just isn't funny anymore. This text is fucking retarded.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:58pm

    I was going to say that the OP must be my soulmate... but I was beaten to it. So, to the OP and the Anonymous poster before me, you are not alone. Creamy brie on a wafer-thin cracker can (and sometimes is) better than sex. Yum.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:16am

    Anyone who doesn't know what brie is or hasn't had it was obviously not raised well. Smeared on toasted french bread, possibly with a bit of apple, it is the most amazing snack ever and perfect for entertaining guests. I feel sorry for anyone who has never had it.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:12pm

    I dated a girl named Brie. She was more delicious than the cheese.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:43pm

    OP listen carefully. You may or may not be the only person who knows what brie is.

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:25pm

    First last and best -chuckLe

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:57pm

    Brie is awesome with some sf sourdough bread 415 yeaaah

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:47pm

    Charles Rutherford says look down below between her legs. what resembles a wet phonebook ull inside it's filled with soft cheese

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:24pm

    I bet you would date a guy that likes soft cheeses -chuckLe

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:39pm

    so wait 3:22 let me get this straight...you like the hard ones more than the soft ones? haha...HA

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:54pm

    Wow. What a douche. Have fun only dating pretentious bitches

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:46pm

    Whoever hasn't heard or had brie was not raised properly.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:11pm

    It's cuz your a fat cheesy smellin bitch 7:39 (doodooface)

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:45am

    I love Brie almost as much as I love Camembert, but I still think anyone who makes cheese-based character judgments is probably over-confident about his ability to get girls. I think I'd rather read a textbook than have an extended conversation with OP.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:50pm

    WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOGLE?!?!?!!

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:41pm

    I don't know what Brie is either

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:00pm

    I'm glad you know what is important in life! I don't think I could ever date a guy who didn't enjoy the deliciousness of brie on apple slices or a triple creme bleu cheese...mmmm!

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:49pm

    WHAT THE FUCK IS BRIE?!?!?!?!

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:51pm

    Did you find this girl from the south side she obvioulsy is not from the north suburbs hence Lake Forest area....... Don't date her

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:42pm

    Brie is amazing! You should not date this chick because she obviously isn't very cultured. -knee

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:40pm

    Brie is not foul, it's delicious. So is camembert cheese. Oh and 2:09 eat some meat you pussy

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:51pm

    I can never date a girl who's vagina smells like soft cheese.

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:42pm

    Here, here! Also, Brie is a French cheese

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:23pm

    That's a deal breaker for me as well

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:09pm

    I'm a vegan but I at least know what brie is

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:05pm

    4:51... No, just you :)

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:06pm

    pop your collar and go fuck yourself

  • 35 53
    Submitted by snowbernard on Apr 3, 10 at 2:29am

    Ftw cum supposedly tastes like over ripe brie

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 7:18pm

    Sounds like op should be dating guys

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:50pm

    What's this about a "Soft Jesus?"

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:26pm

    hahaha soft cheese, like your dick cheese op!

  • 22 35
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 21, 12 at 11:58pm

    Brie is delicious, only on special occasions.

  • 33 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:26am

    Because she's not used to having something soft in her mouth.

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:17pm

    I'm gonna go eat some brie to get rid of the bad taste this text left in my mouth...

  • 32 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:35am

    Dear (847): You may or may not be my soulmate. Love, a girl who has dumped guys for not liking cheeses