is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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