smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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