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  My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween

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• Based on the way this guy acts, I bet his father is a giant dick.

  Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Oct 31, 11 at 3:45pm

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• People who've never been arrested make it sound so much fun, that shit sucks.

  Submitted by Yeep on Oct 31, 11 at 3:25pm

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  • ikr?! idc what its for, getting arrested is NEVER fun. i mean unless youre a rich white kid whos parents will bail you out so you dont have to be around "those people" aka minorities

    Submitted by FuckYoOpinion89 on Nov 1, 11 at 10:30pm

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• what would be more epic is if a cop busted an entire party of giant sperm :o

  Submitted by thra6646 on Oct 31, 11 at 3:38pm

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  • And then the cop could say 'I almost got all of them, but the fastest one got away'.

    Submitted by Cyrus81585 on Oct 31, 11 at 4:03pm

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    • Lol...bioween

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 31, 11 at 4:49pm

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• Plus you'll fit in with all the dicks and asses you get to share a cell with

  Submitted by Phys on Oct 31, 11 at 5:29pm

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• A lot of the police in athens Ohio probably have arrested some sperm

  Submitted by Ampitup on Oct 31, 11 at 4:34pm

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• I worked many Halloween nights. I always wanted to take someone in costume to jail. It never worked out that way. Oh well.

  Submitted by dadx2 on Nov 1, 11 at 12:36am

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  • FUCK THE POLICE

    Submitted by FuckYoOpinion89 on Nov 1, 11 at 10:11pm

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• My friends went to the mall dressed as sperm... And ran down the halls pretending to swim yelling HIV!...

  Submitted by Xavierzrage on Nov 1, 11 at 12:27am

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• Yeah, then someone busts their sperm into a giant sperm in jail. two good busted sperm stories.

  Submitted by porksword on Oct 31, 11 at 6:11pm

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• Favorite one so far XD

  Submitted by bloop1497 on Nov 1, 11 at 12:28am

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• Porksword FT(brutal)W

  Submitted by likeahoss on Nov 1, 11 at 1:32am

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• dat_azz_69: LOL! Win.

  Submitted by amich on Nov 1, 11 at 9:23am

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