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  • Submitted by Yeep on Oct 31, 11 at 3:25pm

    People who've never been arrested make it sound so much fun, that shit sucks.

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      Submitted by FuckYoOpinion89 on Nov 1, 11 at 10:30pm

      ikr?! idc what its for, getting arrested is NEVER fun. i mean unless youre a rich white kid whos parents will bail you out so you dont have to be around "those people" aka minorities

  • Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Oct 31, 11 at 3:45pm

    Based on the way this guy acts, I bet his father is a giant dick.

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    Submitted by thra6646 on Oct 31, 11 at 3:38pm

    what would be more epic is if a cop busted an entire party of giant sperm :o

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      Submitted by Cyrus81585 on Oct 31, 11 at 4:03pm

      And then the cop could say 'I almost got all of them, but the fastest one got away'.

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        Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 31, 11 at 4:49pm

        Lol...bioween

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    Submitted by Phys on Oct 31, 11 at 5:29pm

    Plus you'll fit in with all the dicks and asses you get to share a cell with

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    Submitted by dadx2 on Nov 1, 11 at 12:36am

    I worked many Halloween nights. I always wanted to take someone in costume to jail. It never worked out that way. Oh well.

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    Submitted by Ampitup on Oct 31, 11 at 4:34pm

    A lot of the police in athens Ohio probably have arrested some sperm

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    Submitted by Xavierzrage on Nov 1, 11 at 12:27am

    My friends went to the mall dressed as sperm... And ran down the halls pretending to swim yelling HIV!...

  • Submitted by porksword on Oct 31, 11 at 6:11pm

    Yeah, then someone busts their sperm into a giant sperm in jail. two good busted sperm stories.

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    Submitted by likeahoss on Nov 1, 11 at 1:32am

    Porksword FT(brutal)W

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    Submitted by bloop1497 on Nov 1, 11 at 12:28am

    Favorite one so far XD

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    Submitted by amich on Nov 1, 11 at 9:23am

    dat_azz_69: LOL! Win.