Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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