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  • 48 41
    Submitted by 1337ist on Jun 14, 11 at 9:58am
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    If you say first, you probably have a masturbation injury.

  • 41 42
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 14, 11 at 1:04pm
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    Did you cunt your finger?

  • 37 40
    Submitted by shaggerg on Jun 14, 11 at 10:12am
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    How do you get hurt while jerking off?

    • 37 46
      Submitted by Vulpus on Jun 14, 11 at 10:41am
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      Wrist strain from repetitive low force impacts, resulting from torn or inflamed ligaments.

  • 28 36
    Submitted by ryan13 on Jun 14, 11 at 2:27pm
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    The out of place shoulder from fml?

  • 30 48
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 14, 11 at 12:52pm
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    Was thinking of that tfln about slicing her clit... Don't think it was last year though.

  • 32 56
    Submitted by wfhorseman on Jun 14, 11 at 9:31am
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    First