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  • 67 64
    Submitted by 1337ist on Jun 14, 11 at 9:58am

    If you say first, you probably have a masturbation injury.

  • 58 61
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 14, 11 at 1:04pm

    Did you cunt your finger?

  • 54 59
    Submitted by shaggerg on Jun 14, 11 at 10:12am

    How do you get hurt while jerking off?

    • 56 64
      Submitted by Vulpus on Jun 14, 11 at 10:41am

      Wrist strain from repetitive low force impacts, resulting from torn or inflamed ligaments.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by wfhorseman on Jun 14, 11 at 9:31am

    First

  • 42 61
    Submitted by ryan13 on Jun 14, 11 at 2:27pm

    The out of place shoulder from fml?

  • 48 76
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 14, 11 at 12:52pm

    Was thinking of that tfln about slicing her clit... Don't think it was last year though.