Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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