school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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