idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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