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  • 58 48
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 10, 12 at 3:26pm

    Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two fifty!

  • 52 52
    Submitted by MrFixIt on Feb 10, 12 at 2:29pm

    Maybe you should stay in the kitchen

    • 49 40
      Submitted by MJCity on Feb 10, 12 at 9:12pm

      stfu sexist prick

      • 48 51
        Submitted by Kevin201 on Feb 10, 12 at 9:44pm

        Wow...remember this is a site for smartasses and cynics. If you can't handle that, you shouldn't be here.

        • 47 45
          Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Feb 11, 12 at 6:17am

          But then who would we laugh and mock Kevin??

    • 43 50
      Submitted by MrVegetables on Feb 10, 12 at 9:42pm

      what kind of kitchen has a hill?

  • 38 44
    Submitted by dontberude on Feb 11, 12 at 6:57am

    I love Yooper texts!!

  • 45 65
    Submitted by duchess21 on Feb 10, 12 at 5:23pm

    Every time I "like" a text I'm really "liking" the comments.