you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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