Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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